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Nov 24, 2009, 5:01am

Disturbed.Chaos V.2
The land is known for the chaos that lies around it, from the every day predators that lurk all over to the month wrangling when the humans invade over the land capturing horses, but when horses start to depart from their homelands and enter the lands of chaos the humans and predators become disturbed. One by one horses come from all parts of the world to live in this well known land, once you enter there is no turning back. King of light:: Thunderclap Queen of light:: Heir of light:: King of neutral:: Fire And Ice Queen of neutral:: Heir of neutral:: King of dark:: Guess Queen of dark:: Lyssa Heir of dark::	The month of wrangling has come and the snow has melted, the horses of Disturbed Chaos will soon be interupted by the humans who will chase them into one of the neutral lands and the wrangling will begain, the light, neutral, and dark will be forced to work together as a team, though a few fights may break out they will have no other choice but to work together, or the land the horses once lived on in peace will be bare, the horses on it will be exinct and turned into tamed equine. There will be a few hero's, the ones to save the captured! The horse to lead in the wranglers will be Legend, he will also be a hero, he was wanted by the humans for several years, and this year they are right on his tail. and when he runs into a herd land, they follow him and find other horses, and they begain to wrangle them, ALL LEADS BE PREPARED FOR LEGEND! PM [F]idelia [A]niela and tell her which character of yours will like to be captured or heros. Not all of your character can be hero's! Feel free to advertize on the affilate board, but you must have our banner up if yours is accepted.	Disturbed Chaos is a semi-literate to literate wild horse roleplay site. Please read the rules! This is Version two: The Month Of Wrangling, so this is the start of autumn and every year at the start of autumn is the month of wrangling, all of the cowboys bring in their fastset horses and show them off, while capturing the wild, disturbing the horses and driving most to their home town ranches! So watch out! Season:: Autumn Tempature:: +2 Wind:: 2 MPH Breeding:: Yes Foaling:: Yes

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« Thread Started on Mar 13, 2009, 11:26pm »

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.

Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust."

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